The blacker the dress the more compliments you get ladies.

Every women needs a black dress is her closet so go out and get one.  Black is a color that always makes you look small.

This black dress that I am wearing is so comfortable.  Don't I look thin.  I only spent $3 for this dress and I got it from the Goodwill Store on Taft in Hollywood, Florida.  So if you are in the area go by and check the store out.